June 4, 2008 (Sawf News)
- A lot of glamour was on display at the 'Glammies' - Glamour
Magazines's Woman of the Year Awards at Berkeley Square Gardens in
London Tuesday, June 3.
The awards recognize women achievers in fields such as music, TV, film and theatre.
Lilly Allen received the Editor's Special Award. The 23-year-old
singer and TV presenter wowed in a pink hair do and a white off
shoulder sleeveless dress.
# Film actress of the year: Kate Beckinsale. That's Kate Beckinsale ladies and gentlemen. According to imdb.com she only released 2 films last year - Snow Angel and Vacancy, both of which are due to be given away with Take a Break as an apology to readers who missed out on having a tramp and push them to the floor shit on their face at some point in their miserable lives. LUCKY SHE TURNED UP #1!
British stunner Kate Beckinsale showed off her movie star looks in a silk jersey Herve LeRoux gown when she accepted the prize for Film Actress of the Year at Glamour's Women of the Year Awards, held at Berkeley Square Gardens in London, England.
# Presenter of the year: Fearne Cotton. She presented the Xtra Factor on ITV2. And got sacked for being rubbish. LUCKY SHE TURNED UP #2!
# TV Personality of the year: Dannii Minogue - OK. We'll give them that one.
# Band of the year: Spice Girls. If there was an award for least successful comeback record, they'd still lose out to Peter Sutcliffe's 'If I 'ad an 'ammer'. Filled the O2 for a few nights though and sent the Hen Party business crashing into administration. LUCKY THEY HAD NOTHING ELSE TO DO #4!
Three fifths of the Spice Girls added some girlpower to the evening's proceedings, with Baby Spice Emma Bunton looking alarmingly thin. Get a few more lollipops down you, lady!
# Film-maker of the year: Jane Goldman. Ths is an award ceremony for women. As any fule no, Jane Goldman was the ONLY successful female filmaker last year. LUCKY SHE TURNED UP #5!
# Theatre actress of the year: Kelly Osbourne. Apparently, Miriam Margolyes was going to win for the award winning Wicked, but unfortuately couldn't help sell a free beach towel covermount and her mum doesn't present Asda adverts. And she wasn't there. LUCKY HER PARENTS HAD HER AND SHE TURNED UP #6!
# Radio Personality of the year: Jo Whiley. This can easily be explained by the fact that the judges must have all been deaf from birth and have a soft spot for spotting a hit record a day after it enters the charts at No.2. Was she there? Yes She WAS! LUCKY LCKY LUCKY #7
# Aussie Hair Care Newcomer: Hayden Panettiere